The Kids are two  pretty well-behaved children depending upon whether they can be bothered, born of my woefully-overstreched womb, they are known here as Wren and Mr Bump.

Wren

Body: age 10.
Attitude: age 15.

Loves singing and dancing, origami, playing her nintendo DS and enjoying the peace and quiet when her brother is not around.

Is very good at drawing & reading.

Her teacher last year recommended that we encourage her artsy interests, so she now has regular art classes and we’re still looking into the local amateur acting group.

Mr Bump

Now 7, he loves school and is very good at maths and reading.

Hobbies include digging in the dirt, playing with Lego, teasing his sister.

Extremely keen with scissors, paper and sticky tape.

Not so good at cleaning up after – although they are both much improved in this department than they used to be…

And this is the photo I’m going to show his girlfriend when he’s 16.